Wayfaring + MiniBoss / March 16th 2025 / The Happy Home of Robloxia
Transcribed by Candy
[Wayfaring shows up at The House, asking Keyreaver who was standing at the front porch if this was, indeed, The House]
Keyreaver: Yes-- What are you--...doing here? You're that one lackey of Boss', no?
Wayfaring: P10 told me there woulds be a tea party!
Keyreaver: I think P10 called it off, unfortunately. At least in The House. Perhaps you could scoot that 'tea party' of yours somewhere else.
Keyreaver: Maybe...er, somewhere further from The House.
Wayfaring: But I walkeds all the way here to meet my friends! :-(
Keyreaver: And so it seems.
Shopkeeper: So... who is this guy?
Shopkeeper: And how do *they* know the location of the house?
Keyreaver: It's-- wait, you know Boss or not?
Wayfaring: I guess you coulds say, I wayfared here!
Keyreaver: Haha.
Shopkeeper: Yeah. Tried to takeover my store, not the most pleasant person to be with.
Wayfaring: You know of Father?
Shopkeeper: Is that guy your relative?
Keyreaver: Go deal with them and don't let them in The House. I'll be back in a hot minute.
Shopkeeper: Noted.
[Keyreaver leaves into The House]
[Missing context...]
Caelysium: And I did.
Caelysium: Please don't hold that against me.. I would love to feel unbridled happiness with you again.
Caelysium: (The thoughts in P5's mind practically made it impossible to sleep again.)
Caelysium: This was a huge mistake..
Wayfaring: Father is father, as saids!
Shopkeeper: How do YOU know this place.
Wayfaring: I wayfared for a few days, haha!
Shopkeeper: I would advice you to stop with your jokes, before something physical happens.
Wayfaring: But jokes are fun! They are meants to bring joys!
Shopkeeper: Final warning.
Shopkeeper: Don't make me bring my chains up.
Wayfaring: I don't want to gets physical, play fighting can get dangerous.
[Keyreaver goes upstairs to Dam1n]
Keyreaver: So about youuu...
Keyreaver: You. Cat.
Dam1n: >"Ah! yeah?" *P10 turned to quickly face P1*
Keyreaver: Why didn't you tell any of us that Wayfaring was coming?! You invited them for a *tea party*?
Dam1n: >"Wayfaring what?-"
Dam1n: >"I dont? Know what you're talking about??"
Dam1n: >"Is Wayfaring here?!"
Keyreaver: If he weren't, I wouldn't be telling you.
Dam1n: >I'm as surprised about this as they are.
Dam1n: >"Uh.."
[Keyreaver gestures]
Keyreaver: Get down here.
[Dam1n follows, going outside with them.]
Dam1n: >"Oh wow, you really are here!"
Wayfaring: hellos P10!
Dam1n: >"Good night Wayfaring!"
Dam1n: >"Why are you here?"
Dam1n: >"It's very late! Are you alone?"
Wayfaring: Last times we spoke, you said we could have a tea party next time
Wayfaring: Is it heres?
[Lots of missing media, in a simple explanation: Dam1n informs Wayfaring that the tea party wasn't happening at The House, they hang about and shortly after MiniBoss appears to pick up Wayfaring with him being nowhere to be found at first glance.]
MiniBoss: Then why did you suggest for me to look OUTSIDE the house?!
MiniBoss: I need permission to enter. Crimson Fool.
Shopkeeper: You sure letting them know some of them are *incapable* of self-defense is a good idea?
Keyreaver: Ahh... you meant like... on the property?
MiniBoss: Yes.
Keyreaver: Yeah.
Keyreaver: Why do you think I'm here?
Shopkeeper: ...
Dam1n: >"I've been looking at lots of green places!"
Dam1n: >"And by green I mean places like forests and grass!"
Wayfaring: I used to plays in forests alot, but Father said I should not do it so much.
Rando: Maybe you can see your friends too!
Wayfaring: Reallys?
Rando: Yes!
Dam1n: >"Maybe nowadays you could explore some forests."
[MiniBoss approaches the group]
Wayfaring: Oh! MB!
Rando: eek!
Wayfaring: hellos!
Wayfaring: Have you come to plays with me?
Sprite: (He sinks back briefly, never truly getting used to taking any meds by mouth.)
Sprite: (he mumbled, and sat up on the bed)
Sprite: Never.. rreally liked it.
Sprite: OW
Caelysium: ow
Wayfaring: Me? Lost?
Wayfaring: Did you forgets my name, MB?
MiniBoss: Let us be on our way home. Father is concerned.
Wayfaring: Oh :-(
MiniBoss: Feline.
Wayfaring: I did not wants to worry Father.
MiniBoss: It is time for your Doctor visit.
Wayfaring: Doctor Somethings? He is the best doctor in the kingdom!
Wayfaring: Ok!!
[Keyreaver drinks hot chocolate]
Keyreaver: Gods this hot chocolate is so good
Keyreaver: Did I ever say that before?
[Missing context... Wayfaring might have broken into The House, more specifically into the room Sprite and Caelysium are resting in after getting drunk]
Sprite: Ohh. uh...
Dam1n: >"HEY!"
Dam1n: >"You two, please leave now!"
Rando: la la la
Sprite: new... Guy?..
Dam1n: >"I'd have to tell P1 and I do not want to do that!"
Wayfaring: I don't wants to go to my appointment yet!!
Dam1n: >"Please- Wayfaring."
Wayfaring: No!
Dam1n: >"You're not supposed to be here!"
Dam1n: >"Mini Boss is not happy!"
Dam1n: >"Wayfaring!" *P10 frowns*
Wayfaring: He is nevers happy!
[Wayfaring tries to shut himself in a wardrobe but Dam1n attempts to pull him out, Dam1n turns to quickly apologise to Sprite and Caelysium for the commotion]
Dam1n: >"I am SO Sorry!"
Dam1n: >"Wayfaring, come ON!"
Wayfaring: I'm sorry new friends! I am nots a danger!
Dam1n: >"Wayfaring, we can have a tea party at a special location after. Okay?"
MiniBoss: We simply don't have time for your shenanigans, Greenie.
MiniBoss: We will be on our way.
MiniBoss: WAYFARING!
Shopkeeper: Good.
Keyreaver: (P1 squints their eyes.)
Shopkeeper: What.
MiniBoss: I have suspicion that he has made his way back.
MiniBoss: May I make a search.
Keyreaver: In...*The House*?
MiniBoss: Yes.
MiniBoss: I expect nothing less than to be kept company.
MiniBoss: I simply need to retrieve him.
Keyreaver: Unfortunately for you, it wouldn't appreciate it. We could drag him out
MiniBoss: Go for it.
MiniBoss: I shall comply.
[Shopkeep checks in to see what the commotion is about]
Dam1n: >"SHOPKEEP- HELP!"
Caelysium: (They positioned themselves unsteadily in front of P4, still on edge.)
Wayfaring: Uhm!!
Shopkeeper: OUT YOU GO
[Wayfaring leaves fast out of the room, going to the backyard. Dam1n follows behind him]
Caelysium: ..Weird.
Shopkeeper: Are any of your guys alright?
Sprite: (P4 blinked slowly, hardly retaining anything from the last 30 seconds.)
Shopkeeper: Did they do anything.
Caelysium: No, I suffered 10 concussions and 5 broken bones. Haha.
Shopkeeper: I can't tell if you're joking or not.
Caelysium: IM JOKING!
Caelysium: I would never let any of them lay hands on me!
Shopkeeper: Keep it that way.
Caelysium: Why would you assume I wasn't joking?!
Shopkeeper: I have no idea if you have sobered up or not.
Caelysium: Yeah!
Shopkeeper: Keep Sprite safe.
Sprite: I only ever talked to th-the red eyed one on.. social media... Hah.
Caelysium: Red eyes... Which one was it again-?
Caelysium: Pathfinding? I think I saw him subsequently join after someone else once.
Sprite: I was,, always a fan of conspiracy... (P4 hiccups)
Sprite: Whhat were we talking about again..?
Caelysium: Uhhn.. (A pulsing pain began to blossom in their head.)
Sprite: Uhmm...
Sprite: (P4 slides off the bed and /tries/ to stand, immediately falling back onto the ground)
[Keyreaver shouts from the front porch, as its waiting with MiniBoss]
Keyreaver: OI! CAN YOU GUYS HURRY UP?!
Keyreaver: Urgh...
Keyreaver: What a hassle... and I'd love to prolong this but my migraine's killing me...
[In the backyard, Wayfaring climbs the shed, putting himself in a higher ground than Dam1n]
Dam1n: *P10 wipes sweat off his forehead*
Wayfaring: You will nots get me here!
Dam1n: >"Wayfaring... I think I'm gonna have to actually cal MiniBoss here..."
Wayfaring: HE WON'T GETS ME UP HERE!!
Dam1n: >"Okay..."
[Defeated, Dam1n goes up front]
Dam1n: >"Keyreaver.."
Keyreaver: What?
Dam1n: >"Um. Theres a situation.""
Keyreaver: *Yes*?
Keyreaver: (They grit between their teeth.)
Dam1n: >"*They don't want to leave.*"
Keyreaver: Ah... Okay.
MiniBoss: Sweet Chilled Snack.
Keyreaver: Just... drag him here. I'm not leaving my post.
Dam1n: >"*Should we tell MiniBoss?*"
Keyreaver: Well, he's not in The House is he?
Dam1n: >"*No, he isn't. He's out in the back.*"
MiniBoss: Can you hurry it up.
Keyreaver: And I thought you were supposed to be the cat here!
Dam1n: >"Hey!"
Keyreaver: Agh...
Keyreaver: Just... follow this feline here.
Dam1n: >"HI.."
MiniBoss: Fine.
[MiniBoss follows Dam1n to the back of The House]
Wayfaring: Hi grey person
Shopkeeper: I swear, if I get my hands on you, I will tear that shell of yours off your-
Wayfaring: !!
MiniBoss: EXCUSE ME?!
MiniBoss: Where is that little green thing.
MiniBoss: Are you SERIOUS?!
Dam1n: >" I was trying to get him off.. but uh.."
Dam1n: >"He doesn't want to leave."
Dam1n: >"*I can't get him down...*"
MiniBoss: I suggest you back away from him.
Shopkeeper: Handle them PROPERLY.
Wayfaring: You means him!
MiniBoss: You are NOT helping.
Wayfaring: :-)
MiniBoss: Your subject is causing a ruckus.
MiniBoss: You are not helping by insulting him.
MiniBoss: Go back to where you came from.
Shopkeeper: Take him, and keep an eye on him so he doesn't run away again.
Shopkeeper: You people need to do what you just said too.
Dam1n: *P10 slumps over letting out a small groan*
Keyreaver: I'm glad to have snacks to accompany me. Do you want one?
Dam1n: *P10 side eyes the snack, thinking about it*
Keyreaver: You can have. Two.
Dam1n: >"Sure"
MiniBoss: Wayfaring it is time to leave.
[Wayfaring is still standing on the roof of the shed]
Wayfaring: If we were to playfights, I would wins easy!
Dam1n: >"Wayfaring seems to really like us"
Dam1n: >"Despite not being allowed to.."
Dam1n: >"It's as sad as it is sweet."
Keyreaver: Mhm.
Shopkeeper: LEAVE.
Wayfaring: Or whats?
Wayfaring: Gonna grey out?
MiniBoss: Can we PLEASE get OFF the ROOF.
Dam1n: >"Seems like they came to some agreement."
Keyreaver: How unfortunate The House doesn't appreciate visitors.
Wayfaring: Heys P10!
Dam1n: >"Huh? Yeah?"
Wayfaring: Catch mes!
Dam1n: >"OI OH-"
[Wayfaring jumps from the roof of the shed, Dam1n runs below to catch him. It's successful]
Wayfaring: So strongs for cat
Dam1n: >"Thank!--"
MiniBoss: Can we PLEASE leave.
MiniBoss: I cannot stand being around these People.
Dam1n: >"Now go, please.."
Wayfaring: Ok..
Dam1n: >"I don't want you to get in anymore trouble!"
Wayfaring: Only because Father will gets angry
MiniBoss: Wayfaring I will let on the swing.
Wayfaring: REALLYS?
MiniBoss: Yeses.
Wayfaring: OMG
Wayfaring: Okay bye friends again!
Keyreaver: Go.
Wayfaring: Will you be nice next times?
[Dam1n nods, guiding Wayfaring to the front]
Dam1n: >"Yes yes, come on!"
MiniBoss: Goodbye. I would say it was a pleasure seeing you but I simply do not care.
Keyreaver: You bothered saying it anyway...
Wayfaring: Oh, and if you challenges me to a playfight again, I will beats you.
Wayfaring: I mean it.
Shopkeeper: As much as I would've loved to throw my rusted hand, not aroun here.
MiniBoss: Faring!
Wayfaring: Ok Bye Bye!
Wayfaring: I can't wait to sees Doctor Something agains!
Dam1n: *P10 patted down their ears, letting out a sigh.*
[Either Keyreaver or Shopkeep followed behind MiniBoss and Wayfaring, making sure that they truly did leave]
MiniBoss: Weird one... following..
Wayfaring: I AM SHOUTINGS REALLY LOUD BYE FRIENDS!