1st Encounter

Transcribed by Eggyegg10

BOSS: I am guessing you are P10.

Dam1n: >"Yeah that's me!"

Dam1n: >"I found this cool guitar, now im trying to learn how to play it :D"

BOSS: It has a stupid face.

MiniBoss: Vital

BOSS: ?

MiniBoss: He informed me of his status.

BOSS: Tell me.

MiniBoss: He is returning from the location.

MiniBoss: Hopefully it will be faster than his departure.

BOSS: Knowing him... I doubt it..

[Dam1n bonks Shopkeep's head with a net]

Shopkeeper: I am not a bug.

Dam1n: >"hehe.."

Shopkeeper: What a slight annoyance.

Dam1n: >"Do you know how to play the guitar?"

Shopkeeper: Barely...

Dam1n: >"I wanna learn how to play it!"

Shopkeeper: Well, good luck.

Synapse: >TARGET LOCKED<

BOSS: If this were not a dream, I would have already gotten rid of you.

Synapse: YOU CAN'T FOR SURE GUARANTEE THAT.

BOSS: Oh. I can.

Synapse: NO.

BOSS: You don't need to worry about it though.

Synapse: EVEN IF ITS A SLIM CHANCE, YOU COULD STILL FAIL.

BOSS: You suggest I could fail getting rid of YOU?

Synapse: YEAH

Synapse: I MEAN IT'S NECESSARY TO CONSIDER ALL OF THE POSSIBILITIES. EVEN IF DISTANT.

Synapse: I DO NOT WISH TO ENGAGE IN CONVERSATION WITH YOU ANY LONGER.

BOSS: There is not a single possibility where you, all of the players, could escape a fate chosen by me.

Synapse: YES THERE IS.

BOSS: You are painfully ignorant.

BOSS: You best stay dreaming then.

Synapse: YOU ARE EVEN MORE PAINFULLY CLOSE-MINDED

[MiniBoss starts using an invisible tool to start dragging Dam1n around]

Dam1n: >"WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME"

Dam1n: >"Let me go! Dx"

Shopkeeper: I'd suggest you let go of the guitar.

Dam1n: >"Thank you! You're a genius"

Shopkeeper: No problem.

Dam1n: >"Hey, do you by any chance sell yoyupes?"

Dam1n: >"Back at your store?"

Shopkeeper: No, not yet.

Dam1n: >"Aw. i'd enjoy having a plushie of that thing!"

Dam1n: >"I saw it once in a place, somewhere. it felt right to actually purchase the doll though then to steal it!"

Shopkeeper: Well, you could provide me the location where those objects are supplied, I could get it for you in my next trip.

Dam1n: >"Thing is... I'm not sure where it came from :("

Shopkeeper: Hm.

Shopkeeper: You could describe the object you desired then, I could get it if I came across one.

Dam1n: >"Hm. it- it's like a puppy?"

Dam1n: >"You squeeze it and it makes a bark sound!"

Shopkeeper: Yoyupes, puppy like plushie with an audio speciality.

Shopkeeper: I'll take note of those.

Sierian: you're low

Keyreaver: so

Keyreaver: er

Keyreaver: i'll

Keyreaver: heal later

Sierian: okay

Keyreaver: yay

PowerCard: What is going on over here?

P9: Stop piling dead body parts onto my children!

Synapse: >ZOOMING IN<

Synapse: >ENHANCING<

Synapse: YOU ARE BLOCKING MY VIEW.

P9: I am!

Synapse: GET OUT OF THE WAY.

Synapse: I AM OBSERVING.

Synapse: HUMMING.

MiniBoss: Too easy, Sire.

BOSS: Lucky.

BOSS: I do not enjoy these human games.

BOSS: You.

Dam1n: >"Hi!"

BOSS: I challenge you to this game of four in a row.

Dam1n: >"Oh Sure, sounds like fun!"

[They play Connect4, Dam1n wins]

BOSS: Darn.

Dam1n: >"yay!"

BOSS: I do not enjoy this.

Dam1n: >" Aw "

MiniBoss: Sire you suck.

[P9 walks up the downwards escalator]

PowerCard: what in the inferno

Keyreaver: i think -

Keyreaver: yeah we can't help her on this

Sierian: you're using the wrong side of the escalator

Keyreaver: she'll figure it out

Keyreaver: i don't think she can hear you

[BOSS and MiniBoss walk up to a person (possibly Sierian) and initiate a Connect4 match]

BOSS: You.

BOSS: Prepare to be crushed.

BOSS: You did not witness the diagonal.

BOSS: No point in fighting in a dreamspace if there are no stakes.

[Dam1n and Shopkeep play Connect4, Shopkeep wins]

Dam1n: >"Aw, you're good at this!"

Shopkeeper: Do you wish to play again?

[They replay, Dam1n wins]

Shopkeeper: Simple blunder.

[Another round goes on, Shopkeep wins]

Dam1n: >"oops..."

Shopkeeper: You should beware of 2's in a row.

Dam1n: >"Mm, I'll try to keep that in mind!"

[Another one, Shopkeep wins]

Dam1n: >"Ack!"

Shopkeeper: You need to be more aware of the board's situation.

Dam1n: >"I didn't see that! Dx"

Shopkeeper: Yes.

Dam1n: >"Practice makes perfect! ^w^"

Shopkeeper: But even those codes might have some loopholes inside them.

Dam1n: >"Oh, hi P9!"

P9: My back hurts...

Shopkeeper: You might be able to loop me out and beat me in those games, as us androids are not perfect.

Shopkeeper: Care for another round?

Dam1n: >"Maybe one day! (^u^)"

Shopkeeper: Alright.

P9: Hehehe...

Dam1n: >"P9 beat me too!"

P9: Ah, you let me have it...

Dam1n: >"Beginners luck wore off!"

P9: Or I've just been playing this game for so long.. hahah!!

P9: There's only so much you can do as an elder...

BOSS: You challenge me?

BOSS: The undefeated Four In A Row champion.

Synapse: DIDN'T P10 BEAT U IN CONNECT FOUR?

BOSS: They cheated.

BOSS: I win.

Synapse: YOU CAN'T.

PowerCard: That is sure a way of ignorance

Synapse: THAT ISN'T POSSIBLE.

BOSS: They did.

Synapse: WHAT?

Synapse: HOW DID THEY, THEN?

Synapse: WHAT WAS THEIR METHOD?

BOSS: Keyreaver.

Keyreaver: why dont you call me by my title?

BOSS: Prepare to lose four in a row on the game Four In A Row.

Keyreaver: lol ok

P9: Get off of my SON.

MiniBoss: >(

P9: YOU SICK FREAK.

MiniBoss: pfft.

Synapse: ARE YOU SEEING THIS

Keyreaver: i'm hungry

MiniBoss: Sire he's eating the pieces.

Keyreaver: i'm hungry

BOSS: wow.

Keyreaver: HEY.

Keyreaver: MY PRONOUNS.

Keyreaver: YOU.

MiniBoss: it's*

PowerCard: they

Keyreaver: SAY THE RIGHT THING

Keyreaver: ok

MiniBoss: I hadn't a clue

MiniBoss: My apologies

Keyreaver: thanks.

Keyreaver: mispronoun me again and i'll make you eat the dirt

MiniBoss: You eat dirt anyway

Keyreaver: i eat anything

Synapse: PROJECTION.

MiniBoss: lard

Keyreaver: everything's edible once

Keyreaver: LOOOLLL

BOSS: What

Keyreaver: LOLLLL LOLL LOLLL

BOSS: Whatever.

BOSS: I beat P6.

Keyreaver: i compensate for his loss

Keyreaver: tink tink tink

MiniBoss: What are you?

Synapse: OHH, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW!

Synapse: CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE I'M BORED

Keyreaver: Let's go to Lesmosyne Maelstrom

Keyreaver: my favourite dream

MiniBoss: Why do I look like This.

MiniBoss: Kill Me Now

MiniBoss: I want to be normal.

Shopkeeper: Only death can reverse such act.

Shopkeeper: Well. There are lethal objects in this dream.

Shopkeeper: Spider, the coffee, and the blender.

MiniBoss: HOW CAN I DIE

[Dam1n and Sierian bump into eachother]

Dam1n: >"Hi! :D"

Sierian: Oh, hey P10.

P9: Undefeated champion, hm?

BOSS: This is a different dream world.

P9: Ah, your experience simply cannot wear off...

Shopkeeper: Dreams are unpredictable in nature.

BOSS: This is the dream that makes me lose.

P9: Hahaha..!!

P9: I like your humour!

BOSS: Okay, old lady.

P9: Hummm... It's facts.

MiniBoss: I don't like this dream.

MiniBoss: I'm cold.

P9: Hahahah, can't handle some bugs?

PowerCard: First time per se?

MiniBoss: It's so cold

BOSS: How did you get in the fridge.

MiniBoss: They fridged me.

BOSS: They did not do that.

MiniBoss: Eat them

MiniBoss: Beauties

Synapse: WHAT IS YOUR WHOLE DEAL ANYWAYS?

BOSS: What?

Synapse: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M ASKING.

BOSS: If I had known, I wouldn't have asked.

BOSS: Is it hollow in your head?

Synapse: NO.

Synapse: DEFINITELY IS IN YOURS THOUGH.

BOSS: Hold out an item for me.

MiniBoss: >(

BOSS: You're heavy.

BOSS: Typical.

Synapse: NOT A BAD THING.

BOSS: I bet the fridge is empty if I were to go look.

Synapse: I'M NOT ACTUALLY ABLE TO CONSUME FOOD.

BOSS: Because there is none left.

Synapse: I AM MADE OF METAL. I AM MACHINERY. >KNOCKING ON HEAD. WHIRRING.<

Shopkeeper: Here.

BOSS: I am sure you are.

Synapse: I PROVED IT TO YOU.

Synapse: INSULTING ISN'T PRODUCTIVE IN ANY WAY.

Synapse: ALSO, YOU STILL DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION.

Synapse: WHICH IS RATHER DISAPPOINTING.

Synapse: NOT A BIG FAN OF CEREAL? INQUISITIVE TONE OF VOICE.

[The lights in the room get turned off]

P9: Lights...

P9: Off!

MiniBoss: AH

Dam1n: >"EEK!!"

PowerCard: AH!

MiniBoss: P9 why would you do this?

Dam1n: >"What happened to the lights? D:"

Keyreaver: I ATE THEM

MiniBoss: All the lights

MiniBoss: Look what you did P9.

MiniBoss: How are they going to enjoy their cereal now?

Synapse: ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY INQUIRY, user: Boss_OfRobloxia ?

BOSS: Haha.

BOSS: Get tilted.

P9: Um

P9: I think your minion is lactose intolerant.

MiniBoss: Hidden

BOSS: No.

Dam1n: >"Do you know what happened to the lights?"

Shopkeeper: Someone turned them off.

Dam1n: >"I can't see well in the dark.."

Shopkeeper: Odd.

Dam1n: >"How so? :["

Shopkeeper: You should inherit some traits of a feline, according to your appearance.

Dam1n: >"Haha, you're right!"

Dam1n: >"Maybe I should get night-vision goggles!"

Shopkeeper: They would be useful when you are ambushed in the dark.

Dam1n: >"...yeah..."

Dam1n: >"Oh?"

Shopkeeper: Is that not a worry to you?

Dam1n: >"Hm, not really? It's not like I get ambushed often!"

BOSS: That is no "Minion".

BOSS: Rodent.

Synapse: WHAT?

BOSS: You heard me.

P9: May 13, 2027.

Synapse: WHO ARE YOU REFERRING TO WHEN YOU SAID THAT?

BOSS: I was referring to the old lady.

Synapse: MINDLESS INSULTS.

BOSS: I do not take kindly to the dehumanisation of my right hand.

MiniBoss: Bad Dream.

BOSS: I already do not like this.

Synapse: CAN WE GO TO THAT AMUSEMENT PARK?

MiniBoss: What is wrong with you?

Keyreaver: YEOOOWWW

Keyreaver: O

Keyreaver: my;

Keyreaver: coffee

Keyreaver: cofe

[The dream returns to Windy island, the season is Winter]

Dam1n: >"I think I'll... stay inside.."

BOSS: I do not like the influence this dream has on me.

MiniBoss: You look better in red.

BOSS: I dislike this.

MiniBoss: It Hurt.

Keyreaver: guys choose a number 1 and 2

Synapse: CAN WE GO TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK OR WHATEVER

[Keyreaver comes up to MiniBoss]

Keyreaver: you

Keyreaver: choose a number 1 or 2

MiniBoss: 7

MiniBoss: 1

Keyreaver: uhh

MiniBoss: They Look similar.

BOSS: Why am I woke now?

Synapse: YOU'RE WITH THE PLAYERS

Synapse: IT'S EXPECTED.

MiniBoss: hm.

BOSS: >:

MiniBoss: >(

Synapse: I'M GONNA KEEP ASKING. CAN WE GO TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK. FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED.

Keyreaver: i dont know can you

[PowerCard enters the house, coming up behind Dam1n]

Dam1n: >"Ah! You scared me!"

PowerCard: ah. sorry... was meant to check you.

PowerCard: glad to hear that...

Dam1n: >"Are those two people causing trouble?"

PowerCard: sorta...

Dam1n: >"It seems odd that despite being their 'enemies' they are spending time with us, haha"

PowerCard: uhm.

MiniBoss: Sire. He has returned.

BOSS: Oh?

MiniBoss: Successful.

BOSS: What did he return with?

MiniBoss: I think you know.

BOSS: I see.

BOSS: Greet Vital as he enters.

BOSS: We are done here.

Synapse: YOUR SCIENTIST FRIEND?

MiniBoss: Indeed.

BOSS: You should not know anything.

Synapse: BUT I DO.

MiniBoss: Do not step out of line.

Synapse: I DO NOT FOLLOW ORDERS.

Synapse: ANYWAYS.

Synapse: CAN WE GO TO THAT AMUSEMENT PARK. GUYS.

[MiniBoss and BOSS begin searching for Dam1n]

BOSS: Where are you.

MiniBoss: Where is the feline.

BOSS: P10

MiniBoss: A moment, please.

BOSS: Await the 7th.

[After being unsuccessful in their search, they leave.]

Synapse: P10. IGNORE THEM.

Synapse: SO CRYPTIC.

Keyreaver: lets go

Synapse: CAN WE GO TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK.

P9: WE ARE!!!

Keyreaver: let me get a crystal dayum

[They did end up going to the Amusement Park :)]