Gr3atSp1d3r + Vital / December 19th 2025 / Frozen Soul
Transcribed by Candy
Gr3atSp1d3r: NO ONE WILL HEAR YOU SCREAM
Sprite: im not good decoration
Sprite: im green
Gr3atSp1d3r: GREEN IS ONE OF THE COLORS OF CHRISTMAS YOU DOOFUS
Sprite: NOT ON A GREEN CHRISTMAS TREE
Gr3atSp1d3r: A TREE IS GREEN
Gr3atSp1d3r: DUMB
Sprite: I WONT LOOK GOOD ON IT
Gr3atSp1d3r: YES YOU WILL
Gr3atSp1d3r: ALONG WITH THE YELLOW
Sprite: WHY IS NO ONE HELPING ME
VRS_DR1: ["Spider."]
Sprite: THATS VERY KIND OF YOU GREATSPIDER
Gr3atSp1d3r: WHAT
VRS_DR1: ["You know who I think would make good decoration?"]
Gr3atSp1d3r: WHO
VRS_DR1: ["Sierian."]
Gr3atSp1d3r: WHO
VRS_DR1: ["P6."]
Gr3atSp1d3r:WHERE ARE THEY
[Gr3atSp1d3r approaches Sierian]
Gr3atSp1d3r: HELLO NEW DECORATION
Sierian: I'm not interested.
Gr3atSp1d3r: DON'T CARE
Sprite: thank you
VRS_DR1: ["That was not me saving your skin."]
VRS_DR1: ["I just don't like them."]
Sprite: oh
Sprite: can you not just tell spider not to turn people into decoration
Sprite: Or is that out of your pay range
Gr3atSp1d3r: YOU'RE NEXT EITHER WAY SPRITE
Sprite: NO
VRS_DR1: ["Oh, don't worry."]
Sierian: You'd look better as a decoration.
Gr3atSp1d3r: MMM NAH I DONT THINK SO
Sierian: Maybe I could display your head somewhere?
Sierian: That should be nice.
Gr3atSp1d3r: OOO SO SCARY
Gr3atSp1d3r: TRY A BETTER LINE NEXT TIME
Sierian: i'd rather not try.
Gr3atSp1d3r: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
Sierian: Say, your "legs" seem interesting.
Sierian: Are they made of organic matter?
Gr3atSp1d3r: FIND OUT YOURSELF
Gr3atSp1d3r: VERMIN
Sierian: Gladly.
[Sierian starts chasing Gr3atSp1d3r around with a sword]
Gr3atSp1d3r: THATS IT
Gr3atSp1d3r: YOURE BORING ME
Sierian: You didn't answer my question
Gr3atSp1d3r: WHAT QUESTION
Gr3atSp1d3r: YOU DIDNT ASK ANY
Sierian: You said you'd let me see those legs in person, no?
VRS_DR1: ["Has Sierian found a new playmate? How charming."]
Gr3atSp1d3r: EVER HEARD OF SARCASM BUDDY
VRS_DR1: ["You haven't."]
Gr3atSp1d3r: DUMB ROBOT
VRS_DR1: ["Pathetic spider."]
Gr3atSp1d3r: HUNK OF JUNK
VRS_DR1: ["You know you're under my command for today."]
VRS_DR1: ["Father's orders."]
Gr3atSp1d3r: UH HUH
Gr3atSp1d3r: I'D UNDERSTAND IF HIGHGUARD WAS UNDER MY WATCH
VRS_DR1: ["...Yeah, uh huh. That's the truth?"]
Gr3atSp1d3r: HE CAN TAKE A PUNCH
Gr3atSp1d3r: BUT YOUR DRONE FALLS APART UPON JUST A SINGLE TOUCH
VRS_DR1: ["Okay, but you know without the drone i can take a much better punch."]
Gr3atSp1d3r: JUST A BIT
Gr3atSp1d3r: BUT YOU'LL STILL CRUMBLE
VRS_DR1: ["You are surprisingly tame today."]
Gr3atSp1d3r: WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
Gr3atSp1d3r: THIS PLACE PREVENTS ME FROM ATTACKING
Gr3atSp1d3r: I CAN ONLY CHASE
VRS_DR1: ["Go play tic-tac-toe"]
VRS_DR1: ["Or 4 in a row."]
Gr3atSp1d3r: WHERE
VRS_DR1: ["You can get one."]
[Vital and Gr3atSp1d3r begin playing Connect4]
VRS_DR1: ["I am offended I have tied twice with the likes of you."]
Gr3atSp1d3r: GUESS IT SHOWS HOW LOW YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS
[Gr3atSp1d3r wins]
VRS_DR1: ["Cough..."]
Gr3atSp1d3r: I WON
Gr3atSp1d3r: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
VRS_DR1: ["I find this to be an act of luck."]
Gr3atSp1d3r: we'll see then.
[They play another round]
[Gr3atSp1d3r wins again]
VRS_DR1: ["You-"]
Gr3atSp1d3r: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Gr3atSp1d3r: I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL THE GREAT VITAL LOST TO ME
VRS_DR1: ["Playing first statistically has a better advantage, you know."]
Gr3atSp1d3r: TRUE
Gr3atSp1d3r: WHICH IS EVEN MORE FUN
VRS_DR1: ["You know nobody will believe you."]
Gr3atSp1d3r: But it's still satisfying seeing you lose.
VRS_DR1: ["This is the only occassion you win in anything, I hope you're aware."]
VRS_DR1: ["And it's at a game for children."]
Gr3atSp1d3r: BLAH BLAH CAN'T HEAR YOU
Gr3atSp1d3r: WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE
Cloud: "Ah- we're uh!-"
Cloud: "We're playing Connect4!"
Gr3atSp1d3r: I SEE
Cloud: Would you.. like to give it a try? haha.."
[Gr3atSp1d3r and Cloud begin playing Connect4]
[Cloud wins]
Cloud: "Yay!"
Gr3atSp1d3r: AGAIN
VRS_DR1: ["You're close to purchasing the other game, Spider."]
[Cloud wins again]
Cloud: "heh." *wipes nose*
Gr3atSp1d3r: VITAL DISTRACTED ME
Cloud: "Wanna go again?"
Gr3atSp1d3r: ILL RIP YOUR FUR OFF FOR THIS
Gr3atSp1d3r: AGAIN
Cloud: "Don't do that!?"
Cloud: "This is getting a bit harder..."
[Cloud wins]
Cloud: "Yes!!!"
Gr3atSp1d3r: I WILL
Gr3atSp1d3r: KILL YOU
Cloud: "um!!"
Gr3atSp1d3r: USE YOUR FUR FOR DECORATION
VRS_DR1: ["You can't do that here."]
Cloud: "Please don't do that!!"
[Gr3atSp1d3r beings to chase Cloud]
Gr3atSp1d3r: I WILL USE YOUR INSIDE FOR FOOD
Cloud: "EEEK!!!"
Cloud: "Please dont kill me!!"
VRS_DR1: ["Spider."]
Gr3atSp1d3r: WHAT
Cloud: "Phew..."
VRS_DR1: ["Step aside, I will domesticate this feline through my victory of 4-in-a-row."]
Cloud: "Ah!"
Cloud: "UM"
Gr3atSp1d3r: DONT BACK OUT
Cloud: "I am just.. keeping distance!"
[Vital and Cloud begin playing Connect4]
[Vital wins]
Cloud: "Ack no!"
VRS_DR1: ["Simple."]
Cloud: "Aw, I almost had it..."
Gr3atSp1d3r: LOSER
Cloud: "That's okay!"
VRS_DR1: ["I had my winning condition set up from the start, you were foolish enough to play into it."]
Cloud: "I don't really play to win, ya know?"
VRS_DR1: ["There is nothing else to these childish games."
VRS_DR1: ["You either win, or you lose."]
Cloud: "You can still have fun as a loser!.. haha"
VRS_DR1: ["Only if you win afterwards."]
Cloud: "I think i'm fine with staying as a loser, atleast i can continue playing until i can maybe one time win!"
[Gr3atSp1d3r holds out a hippo plush]
Gr3atSp1d3r: WAYFARING WOULD LIKE THIS
Cloud: "He likes little plush toys like that?"
VRS_DR1: ["Oh, he has plenty."]
Cloud: "One more couldn't possibly hurt..."
VRS_DR1: ["It could."]
VRS_DR1: ["Don't want to soften him up anymore."]
Cloud: "if you say so..." *visible sweat*
Cloud: "Spider? If you dont mind me asking. Where'd you get one?-"
[Gr3atSp1d3r moves over]
Cloud: "ah??"
Gr3atSp1d3r: TREE
Cloud: "oohh"
[Cloud opens a present, gets frisbee and promptly throws it above Gr3atSp1d3r's head.]
[Gr3atSp1d3r and Cloud begin to play frisbee]
[After some tosses, Gr3atSp1d3r throws the frisbee behind him.]
Gr3atSp1d3r: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Cloud: "uh"
Cloud: "We we're having fun!"
[Vital retrieves the frisbee and throws it to Gr3atSp1d3r, continuing the cycle of throwing the frisbee around]
VRS_DR1: ["You have terrible aim."]
Gr3atSp1d3r: THAT WAS ON PURPOSE
Gr3atSp1d3r: THEY ARE JUST TERRIBLE AT CATCHING
Cloud: "You threw it on the other side!"
Gr3atSp1d3r: NO??? YOU DIDNT CATCH IT
[The Frisbee fun stops]
VRS_DR1: ["Who would've known that Father's number 1 elite was so into playing... catch."]
Gr3atSp1d3r: you better stop that.
VRS_DR1: ["Now this is much more your style."]
[Gr3atSp1d3r randomly approaches Cloud]
Cloud: "um, sure!"
[They begin playing TicTacToe]
[Gr3atSp1d3r wins]
Cloud: "noo!!"
Gr3atSp1d3r: I WIN
Cloud: "Aw mann"
Cloud: "That was smart!"
Gr3atSp1d3r: NOTHING BEATS THAT STRATEGY
Cloud: "I guess not haha"
Gr3atSp1d3r: EVEN VITAL FELL FOR IT THREE TIMES
Cloud: "Really now?"
Gr3atSp1d3r: YEAH
VRS_DR1: ["I already told you playing first is a huge advantage."]
Gr3atSp1d3r: SHUT UP TIN CAN
Cloud: *Holding back a small laugh*
VRS_DR1: ["What's so funny?"]
Cloud: "u-um.... nothing!"
[Gr3atSp1d3r begins chasing Sprite around]
Sprite: WAIT
Sprite: ill buy you ice cream
Gr3atSp1d3r: NO
Sprite: WHY
Gr3atSp1d3r: PLAY
[Gr3atSp1d3r and Sprite begin playing TicTacToe]
Sprite: YOUR TURN
Gr3atSp1d3r: I ALREADY DID IT
Sprite: I ALREADY DID IT
[Gr3atSp1d3r wins]
Sprite: ?!?!
Sprite: aw
Gr3atSp1d3r: STILL LOST
Sprite: Rematch
[Gr3atSp1d3r wins]
Sprite: aw
Gr3atSp1d3r: HAHAHAHA
Sprite: vital i dont like your dog
Shopkeeper: did you let them win on purpose
Gr3atSp1d3r: WHO YOU CALLING A DOG
VRS_DR1: ["That's a spider."]
Sprite: yeah yes totally
Sprite: weird looking dog
Shopkeeper: sprite
Shopkeeper: stop it
Gr3atSp1d3r: GRRR
Gr3atSp1d3r: I WILL
Gr3atSp1d3r: RIP YOU TO SHREDS
Sprite: you wouldnt
Gr3atSp1d3r: I WOULD
Sprite: nuh uh
Shopkeeper: sprite
Gr3atSp1d3r: YUH HUH
Sprite: nuh uh
Gr3atSp1d3r: YUH HUH
Sprite: nuh uh
Gr3atSp1d3r: YUH HUH
Shopkeeper: Sprite you're stooping down to their level
Sprite: you arent doing it though
Gr3atSp1d3r: STUCK AGAIN HUH
Sprite: iiii did this on purpose
Sprite: totally
Gr3atSp1d3r: WOW
Shopkeeper: vital control your d- I mean elite
Gr3atSp1d3r: GUESS THIS SHOWS HOW DUMB THE PLAYERS ARE
Sprite: im not stuck in this corner with you
Sprite: NET
Shopkeeper: control your thing
Sprite: ITS NOT WORKING
Gr3atSp1d3r: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO
Sprite: IM TRYING TO NET YOU
Sprite: YOU'RE TOO BIG
Gr3atSp1d3r: next time trying using something different than a pest catcher.
Sprite: doesnt that mean its appropriate.....
Sprite: OW
VRS_DR1: ["Does the sprite cap stop your brain from leaking out? Because no net is keeping spider contained."]
Sprite: i mean
Sprite: unless i use the metal side
Gr3atSp1d3r: TRY ME.
Sprite: i dont know if i wanna do that actually
Gr3atSp1d3r: Started using your brain for once I see.
[Cloud throws a frisbee towards their location, Vital throws it back]
Sprite: vital is your dog always this mean
VRS_DR1: ["yes."]
Sprite: thats horrible
Sprite: that has to be spider cruelty
[Cloud tries to distract them again with the frisbee, only for Vital to throw it back again]
[Sprite slips through and runs away]
[Cloud releases bunnies into the wild and runs away too]
[Vital goes after Sprite, Gr3atSp1d3r goes after Cloud]
Cloud: "Frisbee?..."
Gr3atSp1d3r: ILL BE TAKING YOUR TAIL THEN
[Gr3atSp1d3r starts trying to reach for Cloud's tail]
Cloud: "Can we not think of a compromise ! ?"
Gr3atSp1d3r: WHAT ELSE DO YOU SUGGEST
Cloud: "I know my tail is nice but it's not up for grabs!"
Gr3atSp1d3r: I WANT TO RIP IT AWAY FROM YOUR BODY
Cloud: "I'm not gonna let you do that! Dx"
Gr3atSp1d3r: ITS GONNA BE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
Cloud: "Eek!!"
Gr3atSp1d3r: ON SECOND THOUGHT
Gr3atSp1d3r: THE RABBITS LOOK DELICIOUS
Cloud: "Ah! it worked!"
Cloud: "phew..That was scary.."
Gr3atSp1d3r: VITAL I WANNA GO NOW
[Sprite and Vital begin playing Connect4]
VRS_DR1: ["Make your move."]
Sprite: you wanna put a piece there so badd
[Vital wins]
Sprite: oh
Sprite: spider im washed what do i do
Gr3atSp1d3r: BAD
Gr3atSp1d3r: BAD AT GAMES YOU ARE
Sprite: NO
Gr3atSp1d3r: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE TRUTH
Sprite: I CANT PIE YOU BECAUSE YOURE TOO CLOSE
Gr3atSp1d3r: LOOOOOSER
Sprite: STUPID DOG
Gr3atSp1d3r: IM NO DOG
Gr3atSp1d3r: I RIP YOUR HEAD OFF
Gr3atSp1d3r: VITAL I WANNA GO NOW
VRS_DR1: ["Okay."]
Gr3atSp1d3r: FINALLY
VRS_DR1: ["We have no more business here anyway."]
VRS_DR1: ["Toodles."]