VPS_DR4, Vital, HIGHGUARD + the_redtapes / November 30th 2025 / The Happy Home of Robloxia
Transcribed by Candy
VPS_DR4: ('Hello PLAYERS one, Two, Three, FffFive!"]
Keyreaver: Say, you're not opposed to going somewhere else, ey?
VPS_DR4: ||PROCESSING
VPS_DR4: ("okay")
Keyreaver: Like the near beach.
PowerCard: Do You Guys Know One Of These Drone?
Dam1n: >"What's this thing? :o"
VPS_DR4: ["Beach'}
Melissa: Drone
Keyreaver: It's Vital's.
PowerCard: Ah
Dam1n: >"oohh"
VPS_DR4: ('Beach"']
Keyreaver: Follow?
VPS_DR4: ("Following now!")
Dam1n: >"Did it want to go to the Beach?"
[They go to the Beach]
VPS_DR4: ||PROCESSING..
Keyreaver: Oh. Hello.
Sierian: What are you doing here.
VPS_DR4: ("HELLO PLAYERS six.')
Dam1n: >"We're close enough to the beach. It should be fine now."
VPS_DR4: ||PROCESSING...
VPS_DR4: {"ten.']
Dam1n: >"Is it calling to me?"
Dam1n: *he points at himself*
Keyreaver: I wouldn't be surprised.
Keyreaver: You lookin' for somebody?
VPS_DR4: ||REROUTING...
VPS_DR4: ("Beach.?"}
VPS_DR4: ["Beach?")
Keyreaver: This way.
Dam1n: >"Ah, the beach is that way"
Dam1n: >"It looks like a robot, is it going to try taking a swim?"
VPS_DR4: ||SEARCHING FOR SIGNAL...
VPS_DR4: ||PLEASE WAIT
Keyreaver: Pfft... are you not gonna be in favour for that?
Dam1n: >"As much as i'd wanna say otherwise... Yeah i agree."
VPS_DR4: ||FAILED..
Melissa: I Splat The Beans On Your Face
VPS_DR4: ("NOT NICE.")
PowerCard: Interesting One
Dam1n: >"Maybe its looking for some hidden treasure. I've seen people use tools to find things in the sand!"
VPS_DR4: ("This Drone got LOST coming HERE']
Keyreaver: Keep the fella occupied.
Dam1n: >"Okay!"
Melissa: Me Pour It On Your Head
PowerCard: Aight
VPS_DR4: ("NOT NICE.")
Dam1n: >"Seems like they've got some plan in mind"
VPS_DR4: ||ERR
Melissa: If I Stack Burgers Stacked On Burgers Stacked on Burgers On Your Head?
VPS_DR4: ("Cease.")
Melissa: Or Sandwiches
PowerCard: Hmm
VPS_DR4: ['please do Not perform this ACTION on This Drone."]
Dam1n: >"What about stacking hotdogs on its head?"
Dam1n: >"I saw that in a game once!"
Melissa: I Scoot Over, Place Pizzas Around The 'Skin' ?
PowerCard: For What Purpose
VPS_DR4: {"Where did The PLAYERS go?')
Dam1n: >"We're here!"
PowerCard: o_O
VPS_DR4: ||PROCESSING...
VPS_DR4: ||FAILED
VPS_DR4: |PROCESSING
Dam1n: >"Oh wait.. i shouldn't have said that?'
VPS_DR4: ["Yes, Yes YesYes This Drone sees it now')
Melissa: If I Stack The Apple On The Head And Shoot To Test If It's Even Functioning
Dam1n: >"Is this thing okay?"
PowerCard: They Seeems Malfaunctioning
Dam1n: >"It speaks in such odd fashion."
VPS_DR4: {"PLAYERS six.')
Caelysium: how blind
Caelysium: i think it needs glasses
Caelysium: for robots
[VPS_DR4 approaches Sierian]
VPS_DR4: ["Please answer This Drone's SPECIALTY QUESTIONAIRE.')
[Sierian flashes gummylight right into VPS_DR4's face]
VPS_DR4: ("OW!")
Dam1n: >"I don't think much is gonna come out of this..."
VPS_DR4: ["Are you a PLAYER?']
Sierian: Is it not obvious enough?
VPS_DR4: ("Do you OTHERWISE associate with The PLAYERS!']
Melissa: Being Miserable Is Probably The Sign Of A Player
VPS_DR4: ||CHECKED
Sierian: It wouldn't be a zero percent chance.
VPS_DR4: ["Why did you Leave?"}
Sierian: ..?
VPS_DR4: ("why did you Leave?"}
VPS_DR4: ["Why did you Leave?')
VPS_DR4: ("You better go catch it!")
VPS_DR4: ||CUE LAUGHTER
Dam1n: >"I wonder what Keyreaver is up to, thought they'd be back by now!"
Dam1n: >"But they didn't mention coming back, just to keep this thing occupied!"
Caelysium: Can we convince it to play volleyball?
Dam1n: >"I think you're right, maybe it is malfunctioning.."
Caelysium: And maybe "accidentally" hit the ball on its head...
VPS_DR4: {"Volley Ball.?')
Caelysium: A nice hit ot the head usually fixes malfunctions within my brain
PowerCard: This Is A Robot
VPS_DR4: ("hello VOLLEY BALL"]
Caelysium: ?
Dam1n: >"I think it's calling you 'Volley Ball'!"
PowerCard: Pftt
Dam1n: >"Like a nickname of sorts."
Caelysium: But I am not volleyball
VPS_DR4: ["Volley Ball.?']
Caelysium: no I don't want to be volleyball
PowerCard: More Like The Code Misunderstood The Instrument and Thought IT was Caelysium's Name
Caelysium: Your new object shall be to count every grain of sand here on this beach
VPS_DR4: (("P5"]
Caelysium: None of this volleyball stuff
VPS_DR4: ("UNDERSTOOD!")
Caelysium: Please
Caelysium: Yes thank you
Caelysium: Count every stud of sand!!
VPS_DR4: ||COLLECTED: 1 out of $$#?!^&?
Dam1n: >"That's definitely gonna keep it occupied!"
Caelysium: See it is very easy to occupy
VPS_DR4: ||2 out of ??$#?%&!
VPS_DR4: ||3 out of...........
Dam1n: >"I do wonder how much studs worth of sand there is on the beach.."
VPS_DR4: ||4 out of !@@$^&*?&
Dam1n: >"But you couldnt possibly count all of it!"
Caelysium: If the drone was smarter it could multiply the y axis by the x
Dam1n: >"Ah, true! I didn't think of that!"
VPS_DR4: ||......0
VPS_DR4: ||1...11
Dam1n: >"I am now also curious to start counting the sand..."
Caelysium: Why don't you go help it count
PowerCard: What Is Wrong With You Guys Sometimes
Dam1n: >"Wouldn't it be better to leave the Robot to it?"
Caelysium: But don't you want to help it
Caelysium: It looks so helpless and pitiful
VPS_DR4: ||time estimated: ?
Dam1n: >"I'm starting to feel sad for it."
VPS_DR4: ||PROCESSING...
[ Melissa Seems To Puke Bits Of The Flowers Scattering Over The Grounds ]
Melissa: Hm
Keyreaver: Sierian.
Keyreaver: SIERIAN!
Sierian: What.
Keyreaver: Oh man, this bloxy cola.
Keyreaver: I have a concern.
Sierian: ?
Keyreaver: This bloxy cola is really good.
Sierian: You've said that twice.
Keyreaver: Oh, yeah, I know. And whether the drone still has Vital's tracking.
Keyreaver: It is more of a defunct than the others, I believe. But Vital wouldn't be opposed to it.
Sierian: Though, we don't know if the signal is truly lost or not.
Keyreaver: Fah. Not like the kingdom hasn't paid us a visit before.
VPS_DR4: ("Songe. pob"]
Dam1n: >"Eh?"
PowerCard: ?
VPS_DR4: ["ICE cone.']
VPS_DR4: ["help!"]
Dam1n: >"An Ice cone does sound good right now.."
Caelysium: Ah?" It's back already?
Caelysium: Shouldn't it take much longer
Dam1n: >"I think it finished counting!"
VPS_DR4: ["This Drone has collected...')
Caelysium: WHAT
VPS_DR4: ||CUE DRUMROLL
Caelysium: No way that's possible
VPS_DR4: ["1"]
Dam1n: >" :o?"
PowerCard: ... Ah
VPS_DR4: ("sand')
Dam1n: >"Well... that's still something!"
Caelysium: I think I would have preferred nothing
Dam1n: >"Weren't you the one who set it up to the task?"
VPS_DR4: {"This Drone could not HOLD the morsels.')
Caelysium: No that was you
Dam1n: >"It couldn't possibly have collected 0 sand, we're on the beach!"
VPS_DR4: ["UNSATISFACTORY'}
VPS_DR4: ||TASK FAILED
Dam1n: >"Would it really be failing if it counted even a bit of the sand?"
Dam1n: >"--No wait, it was supposed to count all of it..."
Caelysium: Why don't you try again
VPS_DR4: {"This Drone was tasked with COLLECT ALL SAND ON beach.'}
VPS_DR4: ("OKAY")
VPS_DR4: ||TASK INITIATED
Dam1n: >"There it goes once more.."
VPS_DR4: ||1 out of 5#%^#$*# COLLECTED
Keyreaver: They seem to be dealing with it quite well.
Sierian: I'd go against the idea of them coming over here specifically.
Keyreaver: Who wouldn't
Sierian: I'd lay waste throughout their kingdom if I could.
Keyreaver: It said it got lost, so my question is why its even here in this area in the first place.
Keyreaver: Sure.
Keyreaver: Such a hassle to fight them back.
Sierian: Who knows, maybe that damned scientist sent it here with a purpose, like any other drones.
Sierian: In worst case scenario, it could've faked their loss of signals.
Keyreaver: I believe in possibilities too. But we shouldn't believe that they could possibly enter the house a player warrant.
Keyreaver: That presence yet still is bothering.
Sierian: I'd hope that they disappear one day.
Keyreaver: Common wish.
Melissa: Hey MetalHead
VPS_DR4: pPrint("GREETINGS!")
Melissa: Watch Out Stupid
[Melissa shoots confetti at VPS_DR4 with a confetti blaster]
VPS_DR4: ("AHH!")
VPS_DR4: ("FLYING colors ARE THIS DRONE's WEAKNESS.'}
PowerCard: Christ
Caelysium: i think it's homophobic
[VPS_DR4 starts running away]
PowerCard: Guys
PowerCard: Guys
Dam1n: >"I think it didn't like that!!"
Caelysium: Wait is it going back to the house
Dam1n: >"No idea!"
Dam1n: >"Why is it so fast??"
VPS_DR4: ||LOGGED: New Behaviour
Dam1n: >"I think it's going back to where we first saw it?"
Dam1n: >"Oh huh, hi Shopkeep!"
[VPS_DR4 bumps into a wall outside of The House]
PowerCard: ... Stupid
Shopkeeper: What
Shopkeeper: Why is this thing here?
Keyreaver: You.
VPS_DR4: ||REROUTING...
Keyreaver: There's another beach-like.
PowerCard: Is It Really Malfunctioning This Bad
Dam1n: >"A more important worry right now is to not let it inside!"
VPS_DR4: ("?????????? ?????? ?????????")
VPS_DR4: ||ERR
Keyreaver: I have no idea what you just said to me!
Keyreaver: You gonna follow again?
VPS_DR4: ["Hello!"}
Dam1n: >"Doesn't P9 speak that language? It sounded a little familiar.."
Keyreaver: What a coincidence she's out today... ugh.
VPS_DR4: {"This Drone SEEKS REFUGE")
Keyreaver: Not here for sure. You don't pay rent.
Shopkeeper: Is this drone scrapped or something?
Dam1n: >"It's been showing odd behaviour!"
Caelysium: Why don't you take it apart and use it for scrap parts
Keyreaver: ...
Keyreaver: I mean you don't have a warrant to even enter.
PowerCard: If So Vital Would've Break IT In The First Place..
VPS_DR4: ["I am the Law."]
Dam1n: >"WAIT"
[VPS_DR4 tries to get inside the house, Players + Shopkeep all block it from entering.]
Keyreaver: LAW THAT YOU AREN'T!!!
PowerCard: Not Allowed.
Dam1n: >"You are not allowed to do that!"
VPS_DR4: ["This Drone must find a SUITABLE PLACE to REBOUND DATA')
Keyreaver: Do I have to kindly ask you to go somewhere else or what?
Melissa: Boo
VPS_DR4: ("AHH")
Melissa: Overreacting Much
Caelysium: MY THIRD AMENDMENT RIGHTS
Keyreaver: Drone.
VPS_DR4: ["THIS IS TORTURE')
PowerCard: Privacy, Buddy
Keyreaver: I have somewhere else you could stay.
Keyreaver: To, er, do whatever.
VPS_DR4: ("Yes PLEASE")
Keyreaver: Do you have time, ha?
[VPS_DR4 starts following Keyreaver over to a different place, the rest follow too]
VPS_DR4: ["tide']
Keyreaver: This is on the condition you tell me what's up and what you mean by rebounding data.
VPS_DR4: ["Unknown command!")
Keyreaver: What do you mean by "rebound data?"
VPS_DR4: ("Return Found Data to Main Computer.")
Keyreaver: ...
Keyreaver: Follow still.
Shopkeeper: I don't think we should let it do that...
Keyreaver: What is your "found data", then?
Dam1n: >"Good question, just what is it?"
VPS_DR4: ["Life Series"}
Dam1n: >"huh?"
Keyreaver: What is that
VPS_DR4: ("and Mine Craft')
Dam1n: >"Minecraft??"
VPS_DR4: ["Pickle Obby! And Various GAMES'}
Keyreaver: Keep following.
[They enter the Yorick's Mansion]
Keyreaver: Was it that urgent that you had to go to the closest shelter you could find?
VPS_DR4: ["PROTOCOL CONCLUDES: Find most available refuge from weathering or damage."]
Keyreaver: Is there any other reason why?
VPS_DR4: {"This Drone found best shelter in The House.')
Keyreaver: The House isn't suitable for even entities of the likes of you.
VPS_DR4: ||PROCESSING
Keyreaver: What I'm giving you ere is more about mercy if you didn't want to be dismantled.
VPS_DR4: ["This Drone is FAMILIAR with 'The Cutting Room Floor'"}
Keyreaver: What is That
VPS_DR4: ["REQUESTING INFORMATION: mercy?'}
PowerCard: Huh
Keyreaver: We may only simply put it as no one should linger in or near The house.
Dam1n: >"It's basic device. Don't try lingering around The House for too long!"
VPS_DR4: ||LOGGING...
VPS_DR4: ("Requesting Iiinformation: Volley Ball.? is GROUNDED!.?')
Keyreaver: ???
PowerCard: Wh
VPS_DR4: ("ten!']
Dam1n: >"Yeah?"
VPS_DR4: {"ten!]
Dam1n: >"Yes?"
Dam1n: >"Is it gonna start counting down or something? :S"
VPS_DR4: ["Help. one. two. five. six. ?!? ?!?!?, UNKNOWN.player ?!?! fifteen. twenty.'}
Melissa: Blue Poppy Isn't It
Sierian: ?
Melissa: What Are You Doing
Sierian: Nothing much.
Melissa: Ok
Dam1n: >"We don't Have a Player 20?"
PowerCard: They Cant Count
Dam1n: >"Ah, i'd forgotten."
Keyreaver: Are you gonna do your thing now?
VPS_DR4: {"twenty']
VPS_DR4: ["Lost"]
Dam1n: >"Are you lost?"
VPS_DR4: ||CUE CONFIRMATION
Dam1n: >"We brought you to a shelter, are you not able to perform your uh.." *hand gestures* "task?"
VPS_DR4: ("This Drone previously voided this TASK. Reinstating.']
Shopkeeper: How long does it take for you to return found data?
VPS_DR4: ||CALCULATING...
VPS_DR4: ["Minimal SPACE. VERY. LONG."]
VPS_DR4: ||RECALCULATING...
PowerCard: This Drone Seems Quite The Rust, It Malfaunctioning Quite A Lot Compared To Anothers We Have Been Seen
VPS_DR4: ("twenty minutes.'}
Keyreaver: Do you know that if you try forcing your way into The house, 's going to have unwanted consequences. Capiche?
Dam1n: >"Yes, please do not try that ever again!"
VPS_DR4: ||LOGGING...
VPS_DR4: ||MINIMAL SPACE. PROCEED?
VPS_DR4: ||THIS MAY CAUSE CORRUPTION OF DATA
Keyreaver: What the hell, sure.
VPS_DR4: ||LOGGING...
Keyreaver: We can see what happens.
Dam1n: >"This doesn't feel right.
VPS_DR4: ||CUE yay!
VPS_DR4: ||PROTOCOL IN ACTION. SHUTTING DOWN.
Keyreaver: Huh.
PowerCard: It Seems Like They're Been Abandoned By The Creator If They Let A Broken One In The Wild, Dunno Why
PowerCard: It Is Quite Suspicious, Honestly
Keyreaver: I wouldn't abse it from conjectures.
PowerCard: Who Knows Really
Shopkeeper: This feels like a trojan,
Keyreaver: Is it doing anything else?
PowerCard: Hm...
VPS_DR4: ||ESTIMATED TIME: 5 minutes...
VPS_DR4: ||REBOOTING...
VPS_DR4: ||VRS:DR4 ONLINE
VPS_DR4: ["This Drone FAILED TO REALIZE There is NO SIGNAL.'}
Dam1n: >"That means it can't complete it's task?"
VPS_DR4: {"This Drone is a FAILURE!..')
VPS_DR4: ||CUE WEEPING
Keyreaver: Wow.
Shopkeeper: Oh, that's not right.
Dam1n: >"Um, it's okay?"
Dam1n: >"Try again later, maybe it'll work then??"
VPS_DR4: ("This Drone will...."]
Keyreaver: Is this not because it has no signal?
Dam1n: >"If it's malfunctioning, i don't doubt that possibility"
VPS_DR4: ['This Drone Requires NEW TASKS"}
Dam1n: >"As funny as it was, please lets not making it count sand again?"
Keyreaver: I would.
VPS_DR4: ||TASK INITIATED
[VPS_DR4 started walking outside and away from the Mansion]
Dam1n: >"It was very...sad."
PowerCard: Buddy
Dam1n: >"huh?"
Keyreaver: ha---
Dam1n: >"WAIT WAIT"
Keyreaver: Heheh
Dam1n: >"Is it really gonna be doing all of that again!?"
Keyreaver:I lied about the task.
VPS_DR4: ||ER
VPS_DR4: ["OHH! This Drone understands now!')
VPS_DR4: ["HUMOR!"]
Keyreaver: I also would prefer you to not get anywhere near The House
[Melissa is throwing balls behind Dam1n's head]
Dam1n: >"Could you not do that.."
[Melissa continues to do that for a little longer and eventually stops]
Dam1n: >"oof.."
VPS_DR4: ["REQUESTING INFORMATION: Why"]
Dam1n: >"It's dangerous and you'll get scrapped!"
VPS_DR4: ("that was Scary."}
Keyreaver: Because it does not like. It does not like your peers either. it will make that known.
Keyreaver: yeah, and you'll get scrapped too.
VPS_DR4: ||LOGGING...
VPS_DR4: ["This Drone cannot be SCRAPPED! It is VALUABLE and SPECIAL!"]
PowerCard: Why So?
Keyreaver: But The House will if you keep teetering that border.
VPS_DR4: ["Doctor V1tal dubbed This Drone SPECIAL"]
Keyreaver: ... Can you go back to the mansion behind you now?
VPS_DR4: ||TASK INITIATED
Dam1n: >"It'd be better for everyone if you could stay there.."
[Everyone goes back to the Mansion]
Dam1n: >"Do you think Sprite would know whats up with this thing?"
VPS_DR4: ||LOGGING...
Keyreaver: Maybe. He or Sierian would know if they dissected this thing.
Shopkeeper: I don't like this thing.
Dam1n: >"Truthfully, i'll have to agree with you. Being in its presence feels odd!"
VPS_DR4: ||CUE aww...
Shopkeeper: Either it's hardwares had problems or the coding had some flaws in it, who knows how that vital guy handle his bots.
Melissa: Making A Robot Ain't Easy
Keyreaver: Why were you here again?
VPS_DR4: ["To COLLECT INFORMATION for The Kingdom(trademark)!"}
Dam1n: >"Are all of his bots of this quality?"
Shopkeeper: I don't know, he did said those are of the lowest quality purely for data collection.
Keyreaver: Vital doesn't concern himself with the quality as much with these mass-produced drones I believe.
Keyreaver: For the...
Keyreaver: So you still have connection to Vital, yes?
Keyreaver: Like some kind of communication, or that he knows where you are.
VPS_DR4: ||STALLED
Dam1n: >"If it did, wouldn't it have been able to send that signal?"
VPS_DR4: ||SIGNAL FOUND!
Keyreaver: This ones different from the others from what we've seen. It's no lying.
VPS_DR4: ["This Drone must SEEK REFUGE to REBOUND DATA"]
Keyreaver: It's here, no?
VPS_DR4: ||SIGNAL LOST
Shopkeeper: Again?
PowerCard: Huh
VPS_DR4: This Drone is UNSURE.."]
Dam1n: >"Is its signal being... declined?"
VPS_DR4: ["Yes."}
VPS_DR4: ||NO
VPS_DR4: ||SIGNAL FOUND
Keyreaver: Urg.
Dam1n: >"Ah.. <:/"
Keyreaver: So is it or is it not?
VPS_DR4: ||PATHFINDING DISABLED
PowerCard: I Sense Dread.
Dam1n: >"I think its... still trying regardless."
[VPS_DR4 starts leaving the Mansion, going all the way back to The House]
VPS_DR4: ||SEEKING...
Shopkeeper: Why is there another one.
Shopkeeper: We shouldn't have helped that drone
Dam1n: >"I wouldn't say it counted as helping if it didn't result in anything?"
VPS_DR4: ["YIPPEE!"]
VPS_DR4: ||BEHAVIOR LOGGED
Caelysium: What
Shopkeeper: Just some head's up, if you don't want your scraps to be shaped beyond repair, don't enter the house.
VPS_DR4: ||PATHFINDING ENABLED
Dam1n: >"Oh, theres another one!"
PowerCard: Ugh.
PowerCard: You.
Shopkeeper: First the grey and red one, now these darn scraps.
Keyreaver: I had that sickly feeling!
VRS_DR1: ["It is getting more difficult to establish a stable connection to these decaying pieces of metal."]
Keyreaver: I was nearly convinced you severed connection from this one.
VRS_DR1: ["Soon, perhaps."]
VRS_DR1: ["I may resort to coming all the way out here on my own."]
Keyreaver: What did you need it for anyway?
VRS_DR1: ["Have I not spoken about this very topic?"]
Keyreaver: My memory simply can't be wasted on your words!
VRS_DR1: ["They were for basic monitoring, a hyperrushed attempt at gathering data at immense speeds."]
Keyreaver: That's what I assumed.
VRS_DR1: ["It is clear I will not attempt this in such a short time frame."]
Shopkeeper: Can you just take the drone and leave this place? I'm sure you already have plenty of data from that thing.
VRS_DR1: ["You possess a foolish mind."]
VRS_DR1: ["There is no limit to how much data one can gather."]
PowerCard: Uh Huh......
VPS_DR4: ["Pickle."]
VPS_DR4: ||PROCESSING...
Dam1n: >"Objectively, it saying 'Pickle' out of nowhere is kinda funny!"
VPS_DR4: {"Cumulus Cloud."]
Caelysium: Should we pickled it in a jar?
Dam1n: >"Could we?"
Caelysium: I wonder how crunchy it will taste..
Dam1n: >"Is that even possible?"
Caelysium: Yes because I said so
VPS_DR4: ("DO NOT Pickle This Drone!"]
Dam1n: >"What is a Cumulus?"
Caelysium: I think it is the width of a circle!
Dam1n: >"Ehh...hm." *Waves paw* "nevermind.."
VPS_DR4: ["Cumulus Cloud..."]
Dam1n: >"Does it watch clouds?"
Caelysium: I think I can watch clouds better than it.
[P10 looks up at the sky for a little*
VPS_DR4: ||CUE LAUGHTER
Caelysium: See I am a pro
Caelysium: I watch clouds like it's NOTHING
Dam1n: >"You make it sounds like a competition.."
Dam1n: >"Haha, who would win?"
Caelysium: I would
Caelysium: Obviously
Caelysium: Have some faith in a fellow player...
Dam1n: *Whisper to Caelysium* >"I would've voted on you"
VPS_DR4: ["20 Clouds LOGGED!')
Caelysium: ...
VPS_DR4: ["Beat That."}
Dam1n: >"Pfft."
Caelysium: I can beat that easily!
Caelysium: I just don't wanna.
Caelysium: There are way better things I can devote my energy to and it is foolish to waste it on clouds.
VPS_DR4: ||MATERIALIZING...
VPS_DR4: ["COWARD!"]
Dam1n: >"Never thought of cloud-watching becoming competitive. it's supposed to be relaxing!"
Caelysium: Ah but you are exaggerating the simple act of cloud-watching!
Caelysium: Something like swimming would be much more fitting for a competitive scene.
VRS_DR1: ["I have no business here, with anybody."]
VRS_DR1: ["I am here because this drone you've been interacting with is nothing short of a hazard."]
Keyreaver: I would have preferred the absence... Then take your drone and leave.
Shopkeeper: I thought you called it "special"? According to that drone.
VRS_DR1: ["I did not."]
VRS_DR1: ["Not in a positive sense."]
Dam1n: >"Do you think clouds are cotton candy?"
VPS_DR4: ["a cloud is an aerosol consisting of a visible mass of miniature liquid droplets, ice crystals, or other particles."]
Caelysium: I think it just BloxGPT'd that.
Dam1n: >"I see!"
Dam1n: >"Ahh.."
Dam1n: >"oh :("
Caelysium: Why would you ruin our beautiful environment for that!!
VPS_DR4: {"CANDY LAND']
VRS_DR1: ["If you would be so kind and remove your... allies, from that thing."]
VRS_DR1: ["Lower chance they would listen to me."]
Shopkeeper: I don't think they heard that at all.
[Keyreaver walks over to Dam1n and Caelysium]
Keyreaver: You two.
Dam1n: >"Hm?"
PowerCard: Ahem
Keyreaver: Shut your traps and quit talkin' to the thing.
Caelysium: But i was about to be the best cloud watcher
Dam1n: >"Alright, alright!"
Keyreaver: Can you both just...
Keyreaver: Move to the side.
PowerCard: Can We Takes This Seriously For Once....
Keyreaver: Here.
Keyreaver: You would'a thought he'd done that by force.
PowerCard: Mhm
Dam1n: >"Don't worry Caelysium, you'll always win in cloud-watching!"
Caelysium: Well you see, the 14 clouds I mentally logged were actually made up of smaller clouds! So I still win anyways!
Dam1n: >"Great job! :D" *He clasps his hands in congratulations*
Caelysium: I know right
VPS_DR4: ||REGISTERING...
VPS_DR4: ["dDoctor!'}
VRS_DR1: ["The design on your torso has withered away drastically."]
VPS_DR4: ["This Drone has interacted with LAVA and FIRE in the past 9 MONTHS."]
VRS_DR1: ["I didn't even make you things to be resistant to lava..."]
VPS_DR4: ["This Drone is... AS LOGGED: "PRO!""]
VRS_DR1: ["DR4, run command."]
VRS_DR1: ["Status on your vitals."]
VPS_DR4: ||RUNNING SCAN...
VPS_DR4: ["All vitals are critically damaged."]
VRS_DR1: ["How are you even walking."]
VPS_DR4: ["This Drone could walk Five Hundred Miles!"]
VRS_DR1: ["Run another command."]
VRS_DR1: ["Most valuable data you have consumed in the past 9 months."]
VPS_DR4: ||RETRIEVING...
VPS_DR4: ["Pickle Obby."}
VRS_DR1: ["I don't even want to know what you have been doing."]
VPS_DR4: ["The House could possibly be DANGEROUS! CAUTION!!')
VRS_DR1: ["Blah, blah, blah."]
VPS_DR4: {"Mine Craft. Life Series. Grian. Tidal Lock. 99 Nights in The Fores..."]
PowerCard: What IS The Drone Even On About
VPS_DR4: ["This Drone requires REPAIRS!"}
VPS_DR4: {"immediately!'}
VRS_DR1: ["Yeah, I'm not sure you're living to see that."]
VPS_DR4: ["REQUESTING INFORMATION: Why?"}
VRS_DR1: ["Don't worry about it."]
VRS_DR1: ["Run command."]
VPS_DR4: ||LINE OPEN...
VRS_DR1: ["What is the status of the person behind you."]
VPS_DR4: ||SCANNING...
VPS_DR4: ["%#$^^#@@!!??!?'}
VPS_DR4: ||REINSTATING...
VPS_DR4: ["Information gathered: 10%. Living status: Likely."}
Keyreaver: ?
Dam1n: >"It's making me feel bad.."
Dam1n: >"it very clearly isn't working correctly. wow.."
VRS_DR1: ["We'll be here all day at this rate."]
VPS_DR4: ["This Drone has collected the necessary information from its journeys.']
Keyreaver: Just leave, can't you?
VRS_DR1: ["I'll just... bring you back to the kingdom, I suppose."]
VRS_DR1: ["Do you even know the route back."]
PowerCard: It Keeps Bumping On Tree.
VPS_DR4: {"This Drone LOST SIGNAL approximately Five Months ago.')
Keyreaver: If you give anything enough time, it'll maybe eventually figure it out.
VRS_DR1: ["Of Course."]
VRS_DR1: ["Okay, you know what."]
VRS_DR1: ["You will be sent the route back home, it should take an estimated.. 12? minutes."]
VRS_DR1: ["Would have been less than 1, but you clearly aren't all there."]
VRS_DR1: ["And I do not feel like bringing you like you're a lost child."]
Keyreaver: I was imagining you going back too, no?
VPS_DR4: ['This Drone is only APPROXIMATELY 4 feet away from VRS:DR_1..."]
VRS_DR1: ["Well, I would have left a bit ago."]
VRS_DR1: ["But I have something else in mind."]
Keyreaver: What. I don't think so. I was actually trying to have a lovely day, and I'm too tired to deal with this.
VPS_DR4: ["This Drone wishes to CONTINUE COLLECTING INFORMATION!']
VRS_DR1: ["Hurry up."]
VPS_DR4: ["This Drone has ONE REMAINING TASK."}
VPS_DR4: ["EXECUTE?"]
VRS_DR1: ["You know what."]
VRS_DR1: ["Sure, go for it."]
Dam1n: >"?"
VPS_DR4: ["Cumulus Cloud"]
Dam1n: >"Hi there?"
Keyreaver: Are you--
Caelysium: Stop talking
Keyreaver: You're kidding...
Dam1n: >"I'm assuming that's a nickname for me..."
Dam1n: >"It's like how it called Caelysium 'Volley Ball'!"
VPS_DR4: ||TASK INITIATED...
VRS_DR1: ["No, no, no no no no nope."]
Shopkeeper: ?
VRS_DR1: ["Stop task, stop it."]
VPS_DR4: ["This Drone wishes to SPEAK to its FRIEND.')
VPS_DR4: ["Cumulus Cloud"]
VRS_DR1: ["The feline is no friend."]
Dam1n: >"I don't think i've been reffered to as a cloud before?..."
PowerCard: If No Friend, Why Friendshaped
Caelysium: You might as well be fluffy like one
Dam1n: >"Haha, well if you say so, i'll trust it!"
Caelysium: Yes believe everything I say
Dam1n: >"Okay when you say that, i think i'll be changing my opinion.."
Caelysium: WHAT
Caelysium: NO
Caelysium: no
Caelysium: no
Shopkeeper: I was referred as a cloud too
Shopkeeper: I don't know why would you call a green thing a cloud.
Shopkeeper: Ok wisdom of fresh 5 why was I referred as a cloud
Caelysium: uh because you are like those toxic cloud fumes.?
Shopkeeper: I was called something along with thunder
Dam1n: >"A-Are you calling me toxic?.. O,O;"
Shopkeeper: I was the one asking the question.
Shopkeeper: That thing called me a cloud too. Thundercloud or something.
Dam1n: >"Aahhh, okay!"
Shopkeeper: Storm?
Dam1n: >"I can see it!
Dam1n: >"The crack across your face reminds me of thunderstrikes."
Dam1n: >"But that's only with relation to it calling you a thundercloud.."
Shopkeeper: ....Right.
Dam1n: >"Just trying to use my creativity to undestand.."
VPS_DR4: [REQUESTING INFORMATION: Why is the CumulusCloud on This Drone's LIST OF FRIENDS?"}
VRS_DR1: ["That "cloud" is only for me to exchange any valuable information since I deem them to be the most valuable when it comes to that, nothing more or less."]
VPS_DR4: ||CUE aww...
VRS_DR1: ["And why do you have a list of friends?"]
VPS_DR4: ["This Drone has been HARDWIRED WITH: A LIST OF FRIENDS, A GPS, A SEARCH ENGINE, and Cat Encyclopedias."]
VRS_DR1: ["You... come with a cat encyclopedia..?"]
VPS_DR4: ["By Yyour Design!")
VRS_DR1: ["I forgot I added that."]
VPS_DR4: ||MATERIALIZING
Keyreaver: I'm dealing with somethin' 'ere.
PowerCard: Aight
the_redtapes(Shadow): hi
Keyreaver: What are you doing here?
the_redtapes(Shadow): do you remember me
Keyreaver: I'll find it hard to not remember.
the_redtapes(Shadow): that makes me
the_redtapes(Shadow): how are you
Keyreaver: Absolutely enthralled in the worst way possible.
the_redtapes(Shadow): enthr
the_redtapes(Shadow): who is those people
the_redtapes(Shadow): over there
Keyreaver: We are having issues. I'm hoping you won't pile onto them.
the_redtapes(Shadow): im not issue :(
Keyreaver: That's Vital as a drone and his drone
the_redtapes(Shadow): who
Keyreaver: You'd prefer not to get near.
the_redtapes(Shadow): You talked about an Elite, before, yes? Do you remember?
the_redtapes(Shadow): elite
the_redtapes(Shadow): i know you
Dam1n: *He leans and whispers a little* >"Do you guys see that person too?"
VPS_DR4: ["What!'}
Shopkeeper: What person?
PowerCard: Mhm
Dam1n: >"Ah! the uh.. Hm."
Dam1n: >"Don't worry about it, drone!"
VRS_DR1: ["DR4."]
VPS_DR4: ["This Drone YEARNS to SEEK INFORMATION!'}
VPS_DR4: {"yes")
VRS_DR1: ["Do you come with anything else other than the, cat encyclopedia?"
VPS_DR4: ||SEARCHING...
VPS_DR4: ["Player Obliterator."]
VRS_DR1: ["Oh, that's a good one."]
Shopkeeper: Vital what were you on when you put this drone together
Dam1n: >"Seems very broken.."
VRS_DR1: ["DR4. Do you have any important images or footage that you would like to display to me?"]
VPS_DR4: ["Home."]
VPS_DR4: {"Yes!"]
VRS_DR1: ["Go on,"]
VPS_DR4: ||VIDEO FILE CORRUPTED
VPS_DR4: ||VIDEO FILE CORRUPTED
VRS_DR1: ["If unable to display, just describe its contents."]
VPS_DR4: ["DR4 is jumping on oversized pickles suspended in the air. There is a void beneath it."]
VRS_DR1: ?????
the_redtapes(Shadow): gree n
the_redtapes(Shadow): searching
Keyreaver: Can you not do this at home or what?
Dam1n: >"..."
Dam1n: >"I'll be back in a moment, okay?"
Shopkeeper: Alright.
[Dam1n leaves to go inside The House where Keyreaver and the_redtapes(Shadow) are]
Keyreaver: Do not.
Keyreaver: Get out.
the_redtapes(Shadow): not here
Dam1n: >"Ah i see.."
Dam1n: >"Who is this?"
Keyreaver: I need you to get out or you'll get kicked, and it won't be nice for either of us.
Dam1n: >"Yes, Keyreaver here is right! You must leave."
the_redtapes(Shadow): oh
the_redtapes(Shadow): um
the_redtapes(Shadow): sorgy
Keyreaver: Thank you.
[All three of them leave The House]
[the_redtapes(Shadow) sits down at table, Dam1n sits down next to them but they jump away]
Dam1n: >"I'll keep my distance, apologies!"
Dam1n: >"Do sit down, it's much more comfortable"
Shopkeeper: Who was that lost child?
Dam1n: >"Just don't go inside again, yeah? <:/"
the_redtapes(Shadow): im sorry
the_redtapes(Shadow): i wil be good
the_redtapes(Shadow): sory
Dam1n: >"Don't beat yourself up over it"
the_redtapes(Shadow): you
Dam1n: >"Yeah?"
the_redtapes(Shadow): nicer
the_redtapes(Shadow): why
Dam1n: >"Ah"
VPS_DR4: ["Cumulus Cloud"]
Dam1n: >"oh!"
VRS_DR1: ["?"]
Dam1n: >"Yeah??"
VPS_DR4: ["The Doctor wishes to KNOW MORE from you!']
VRS_DR1: ["That is true."]
Dam1n: >"I'm not so sure about that..."
VPS_DR4: ["please"]
Dam1n: *Sigh* >"What does he want?"
VPS_DR4: ||CUE smile
VPS_DR4: ||IT IS ALREADY SMILING.
[HIGHGUARD appears]
VRS_DR1: ["Oh?"]
VRS_DR1: ["Are you lost?"]
Dam1n: >"Oh hello there?"
HIGHGUARD: I didnt realise i left the Kingdom.
Keyreaver: Can you all stop coincidentally finding yourself wandering off to here?
Dam1n: >"Why are they all ending up here !?"
Keyreaver: That's what I'm saying! Gah!
HIGHGUARD: So.... many people here
Dam1n: >"Lots of company today!'
Keyreaver: Cut down on the amount of people!
HIGHGUARD: May I come in
Keyreaver: Definitely not.
[HIGHGUARD walks into the front lawn anyway]
VRS_DR1: ["Do you mind? I am about to potentially exchange valuable data here."]
HIGHGUARD: So... is this a date
PowerCard: [ cackle ]
VRS_DR1: ["NO."]
HIGHGUARD: Never seen you get so... worked up over something, dear brother.
Dam1n: >"We didn't plan any of this beforehand?... They just appeared here.."
VRS_DR1: ["Oh, like how you get worked up with that person you have been meeting?"]
HIGHGUARD: Really now.
VRS_DR1: ["I had never seen you so active before."]
HIGHGUARD: When will you leave your room.
[VPS_DR4 starts walking away somewhere]
Dam1n: >"Um... Should someone go after that Drone?"
VRS_DR1: ["Ignore it."]
HIGHGUARD: How is your little... experiment coming alone.
VRS_DR1: ["Along,"]
VRS_DR1: ["And you are aware."]
HIGHGUARD: Forgive me for mentioning it in such a public space but they are all over the place. It is becoming annoying.
VRS_DR1: ["That little project will be incredibly valuable."]
HIGHGUARD: I'm sure it has been.
VRS_DR1: ["I heard you ran into them."]
Dam1n: >"I think i'm gonna be baking a pie after all this..."
Shopkeeper: I'll be back at my shop then.
Dam1n: >"You're leaving? :o"
Shopkeeper: ... It's not that far.
Dam1n: >"Haha, true!"
HIGHGUARD: When will you retire these... recon drones. Considering you won't need them anymore.
VRS_DR1: ["Soon."]
VPS_DR4: ||CUE frown
HIGHGUARD: That little pest does more than enough thinking than all of them combined.
VRS_DR1: ["They are my greatest work yet."]
VPS_DR4: ||FAILED
HIGHGUARD: I am sure it is.
HIGHGUARD: Please for the love of god can you dismantle the fourth one.
VRS_DR1: ["Considering."]
HIGHGUARD: Why do i keep finding PICKLES in my ROOM.
VRS_DR1: ["You are barely even in your room."]
HIGHGUARD: Even more reason to get rid of that thing.
VRS_DR1: ["As said, considering."]
Dam1n: *P10 slumps over the table* >"Can't they argue back at the kingdom?"
Shopkeeper: Beats me. I don't want to listed to those guys argue here.
Dam1n: >"Me neither... I might just come along with you and browse the store haha!"
VRS_DR1: ["If you want to dismantle anything."]
VRS_DR1: ["Go dismantle the green one sitting down."]
VRS_DR1: ["They run their mouth more than me."]
HIGHGUARD: That one?
VRS_DR1: ["Is there any other green one sitting down?"]
Dam1n: >"umm.."
HIGHGUARD: Could you use their components?
HIGHGUARD: I know another little project you're planning to start soon.
VRS_DR1: ["What kind of question is that?"]
VRS_DR1: ["I can and will."]
VRS_DR1: ["...Genius."]
Shopkeeper: I heard that.
HIGHGUARD: Good.
VRS_DR1: ["Blah blah... I heard that! I know you did."
Dam1n: >"I'll be right back."
Dam1n: >"I'm gonna get some Bloxy Cola, want some? :)"
Keyreaver: I already have a can.
Dam1n: >"Okay then! ^u^"
VPS_DR4: ["This Drone wants ONE!']
Keyreaver: No.
VPS_DR4: ["Ohh : ("}
Shopkeeper: Hey pickle drone, do you wanna go back to your kingdom and get scrapped?
Shopkeeper: As you heard them say so.
Dam1n: >"I don't think it'll respond positively?"
VPS_DR4: {"This Drone wishes to be REBUILT so it can CONTINUE ITS DUTIES.']
VRS_DR1: ["Go tear them apart whenever, unless you're too much of a wimp to do so, princess."]
Shopkeeper: Wait, right now?
Keyreaver: Whoa-hoh, right here, right now?
Dam1n: >"wait huh?"
HIGHGUARD: I'm sure you understand my promise, Vital.
VRS_DR1: ["Bawk bawk bawk."]
VRS_DR1: ["Rank 2 for whaaaat?"]
HIGHGUARD: You're the violent one.
Shopkeeper: Are they throwing threats to endanger me?
Keyreaver: You'd honestly be a hassle to clean up.
Shopkeeper: Ehh, just that my core is... uhh.
Shopkeeper: Not too fond of air.
Shopkeeper: I had to get Sprite to maintain the inner parts, otherwise it'd be such a hassle.
VPS_DR4: ||SCANNING...
HIGHGUARD: Make yourself useful.
VPS_DR4: ["Yes."]
HIGHGUARD: Go do something.
VPS_DR4: {"NO REMAINING TASKS AVAILABLE."]
HIGHGUARD: Vital im not good with technology, tell it to go do something.
Keyreaver: I thought it was going to be sent back to the Kingdom.
Dam1n: >"By all means, they all should've been back to the Kingdom..."
VRS_DR1: ["DR4"]
VPS_DR4: ||LINE OPEN...
VRS_DR1: ["Have you received the route back home yet?"]
VPS_DR4: ||SEARCHING
VPS_DR4: ||TIME EXPIRED
VRS_DR1: ["What do you mean time expired."]
HIGHGUARD: I hate this thing
VPS_DR4: ["Give Command AGAIN..."]
HIGHGUARD: Why is it SHOUTING
VRS_DR1: ["I am going to dismantle you at some point."]
HIGHGUARD: You
Dam1n: >"Yeah!? O,O"
HIGHGUARD: You're his little pet, right.
Dam1n: >"Uh?"
HIGHGUARD: Hm?
Dam1n: >"No.??"
HIGHGUARD: Yeah. Anyway.
Dam1n: >"Please do not associate me with him..."
HIGHGUARD: Kind of hard not to.
HIGHGUARD: You're basically plastered all over his wall.
Dam1n: >"?"
HIGHGUARD: Like a schoolgirl's crush.
VPS_DR4: ["Can This Drone have DIRECTIVES?"]
VRS_DR1: ["..Yeah, new directive for you."]
VRS_DR1: ["Please go self detonate next to HIGHGUARD before I go and do it myself."]
VPS_DR4: ||CUE SALUTE
[VPS_DR4 comes over to HIGHGUARD and Dam1n]
Dam1n: >"I am very confused,, and concerned!"
VPS_DR4: ||5
VPS_DR4: ||4
HIGHGUARD: Do it
VPS_DR4: ||3
VPS_DR4: ||2
[Nothing happens]
Dam1n: >"o,O"
Shopkeeper: guys I think it was a blank
HIGHGUARD: Vital your toy is broken.
VPS_DR4: ["This Drone realizes its self destruction trigger is also in CRITICAL CONDITION."}
PowerCard: Sheesh.......
Keyreaver: It can't do anything.
Dam1n: >"yeesh..."
Keyreaver: Wow... I'm amazed.
HIGHGUARD: Vital can you do ANYTHING right???
Shopkeeper: poor thang
Dam1n: >"I'm feeling more sorry for it the longer it does stuff"
VRS_DR1: ["I am telling Father about the person you talk to."]
HIGHGUARD: You're not far off from the model, keeper.
Shopkeeper: I'm NOT like that thing.
Dam1n: >"Do not say that, they are nothing alike!"
HIGHGUARD: Keep telling yourself that.
VRS_DR1: ["DR4."]
VRS_DR1: ["You don't even know how you got here."]
VRS_DR1: ["How are you gonna find your way back."]
HIGHGUARD: I'll find my way
HIGHGUARD: Meeting with Mini soon, nothing important. Be there this time.
Dam1n: >"This entire situation made made me thoroughly confused.."
Shopkeeper: I don't want to talk about it.
Dam1n: >"Me neither, i think."
Shopkeeper: I'll be at my place.
VPS_DR4: ["Lost'}
VRS_DR1: ["As I was saying."]
VRS_DR1: ["DR4."]
VRS_DR1: ["You're useless, how does your self detonate not even work?"]
VPS_DR4: ||1
[VPS_DR4 self detonates]
VRS_DR1: ["..."]
Keyreaver: Oh, Wow
PowerCard: OH MY SPAWN
Keyreaver: It really did it!
Dam1n: >" It,, actually went off??"
VRS_DR1: ["I am going home."]
Keyreaver: Or, hm, maybe that was the bomb I set up in the mail.
Keyreaver: Ugh.
Keyreaver: That took way too long for my liking. I really need a flag right now.
PowerCard: That Is Eventful one, haha....